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Chris Ashton traded for the GF!

January 6th, 2012

Shaaazam, I am ASHTON!

Yes, it is true! The once unmovable GF waived his no trade clause and has been moved to the Legal Eagles.  In return, the Leafs are getting hot shot Chris Ashton, who

"You smell that?"

is thought to have been put on the block because of his hot white sunglasses, which simply took the spotlight away from the team.

“If the Eagles think for a second they were anything without me, well guess again! I am taking my high flying party boy, rock star, WOOOOOO HOOOO act to the Leafs where they RESPECT a playa like me! You hear what I’m sayin’??????”

When we asked the Godfather why he waived his no trade clause to move to the Eagles, he simply said, “The Leafs are 0-10, BOOOOOOOM!”

Good luck fellas with your new squads!

See you on the ice!

 

3 thoughts on “Chris Ashton traded for the GF!

  1. Well, can’t say I didn’t see this coming… Look forward to wearing the blue and white once again, where i belong. I was looking forward to playing the middle between both hallfamers Mel Dawg and the God Father, but thats the nature of the business.
    As far as the Eagles go… looking forward to the major upset the next time we meet.
    For now the focus is on the Leafers first big win of the season.

  2. Godfather, I’m starting to realize that trading you was no mistake. I had my doubts, but 0 and 10 boom, you waved the no trade clause, priceless and tackles comments. No wait Tacks makes great skates.
    Shall we discuss the problematic feeble power play which you directed?
    The Leaf Nation wishes you well

  3. It was inevitable that this was gonna happen and i may be a couple weeks late on this post but after reading Paris Hilton (Ashton) chirp the eagles i couldn’t pass this up. Lets keep it on the ice and we wont lay too much of a beating on you guys next time we play :)

    Great playing with the GF for once!!!

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