Conners Clan finally win! Stefou a hero!

What do you get when you get one awesome player who comes ready to play for his squad?  You get ELIAS STEFOU with an assist and a game winning goal!!!   Stefou was on fire, rallying the troops to a 2-1 victory over the Puroclean Hurricanes.  While Marcus Cote had a career game last week, his lone goal would not be enough.  ”Look, I come to play, if Dunne and the other Cote don’t want to pony up on the scoresheet but just rumble about trades this, dirty rock lounges that, I can’t help it!”

Meanwhile Stefou had the following to say, “Conners Clan, what does it mean to me? It means a source of pride.  I wear that shirt with pride and I love it.  I heard that our patriach, Brian Conners though wanted off his own squad? WHAT THE *$%&! i JUST DON’T GET IT, HE IS A THUMB SUCKING, LEOPARD THONG WEARING DOUCHE! Yes, he does wear leopard thongs, I have to see that on his candy ass after every game!”

In an epic battle, Stevens Icepack tied the CIP Habs 2-2.  Rand Simon and Paul Jacobson netted goals for the Habs, while Turbo and Jake Tan potted goals for the Icepack. It was a crazy game, and both teams winning the ESSO PENALTY FREE AWARD for a penalty free game.  Each player on each squad will receive no medal and get to pay an extra $0.05/litre at the pump! Congrats guys!

KOKOMOS - SO FRESH!

The Leafs pulled out a last minute victory against the Legal Eagles who were absolutely crushed after scoring with 1 second left in the period.  So crushed that one member actually left their hockey bag in the parking lot and just drove off disgusted (it is in the lock-up, contact Nick at NICK@PROHOCKEYNETWORK.COM and he will personally get it for you whenever you want it).  Dave Di Iorio was impressive and had a great game with a goal, assist and some amazing dancing in the dressing room post-game.  Al Bruno had an insane game scoring twice and had an assist.  What a game and what a night!

In the final game, Blakbak defeated Major League Lettering 3-2 in a close and tight game.  Anthony Talotta scored the game winner at 2:47 in the third period, and that was all she wrote from there.  Kartik Behl scored his teams two goals and if he could of assisted on his own goal and had it count officially, he would of got it!  Blakbak even had Nick, THE GODFATHER Lapiccirella score the first goal for the team after he fist pumped and skated down the ice apparently giving the finger to the fans in attendance.  League commissioners are looking into the matter and are debating asking the GF to treat  them to a crab leg dinner at Kokomo’s.

See you on the ice!