Archive for July, 2011

James Dunne CORRUPTED!!

July 29th, 2011

In the latest corruption attempt by the VP of Corruption, James Dunne, previous PHN winner of the best hockey hair in the game, has apparently signed on to the PHN Winter 2011-2012 season by writing a personal cheque to the VP of Corruption.  The VP of Corruption has been really concentrating on deals lately and this Dunne deal is the best yet!  More info to … read more

The 5:00PM CUJO SHOT TURN IN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

July 29th, 2011

TURN IN NOW!!!!!! CLICK HERE! http://www.ustream.tv/channel/five-o-clock-cujo-shot …..and the result of the 5:00PM CUJO SHOT WAS…….

MLL 2 pts clear, Eagles keep soaring!

July 26th, 2011

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Lenet on the bubble of retirement

July 26th, 2011

While several of the CIP Habs have officially signed for the PHN 2011-2012 season, Brad Lenet is still a hold out. As the above story suggests, Lenet has seriously considered retirement. IS THIS TRUE?? This reporter doubts it, as rumour has it that he is holding out to get the C and not just be an A. Long passed over for the job, Lenet was … read more

Winnipeg Jets pick a logo!

July 23rd, 2011

So PHN nation, weigh in, do you like it? Personally, I love the new logo.  I like how they made the Canadian Maple Leaf resemble a fighter jet, and definitely like how they acknowledge the military in their uniforms.  I don’t like the word marks, I think the JETS looks like the JAYS from a far, and no hockey team should be related  to a … read more

MLL and Hurricanes are 1-2!

July 18th, 2011

More to come soon….

BILLY OCEAN FRIDAYS

July 15th, 2011

  Right now in the PHN Head office it is BILLY OCEAN FRIDAY, a classic way back to the times of romance and love ballads! We salute Billy Ocean, a true player!   Sincerely, The Commissioners

Midnight Madness Sale goes CRAZY!!!

July 15th, 2011

Oh you heard us right, the now infamous MIDNIGHT MADNESS SALE at the Centre Ice Hockey Shop is absolutely CRAZY! It is off the rocker! It is making a mockery of Russell Oliver and his gold for cash! How you may ask? Well are you asking? Ok, so we don’t buy your gold, that we will just take, but at the Centre Ice Hockey Shop, … read more

Hurricanes thundering to the top!

July 13th, 2011

The Puroclean Hurricanes have officially put their inaugural season behind them.  Last year, they were just brutal.  Some would say they were a DISASTER!  Some even went as far as to say they were like a storm wreaking havoc through a town, with no good to come of it!  Some just said they were BRUTAL! Not this year! They have thundered back to life and … read more

Happy Birthday TURBO!!!

July 12th, 2011

Today we celebrate the birthday of the one, the only, TURBO!!!!! Here is a video using Google’s Les Paul guitar player.  We thought this might be fitting for Turbo, as he proudly uses and Android phone, even though he should of got a Blackberry and joined the real world of people (at least it wasn’t an iPhone, Turbo isn’t that much of a follower – … read more

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